{"id":4500,"date":"2025-06-26T13:29:24","date_gmt":"2025-06-26T13:29:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/twilert.com\/?p=4500"},"modified":"2025-06-26T13:29:25","modified_gmt":"2025-06-26T13:29:25","slug":"josh-allen-funny-tweets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/twilert.com\/josh-allen-funny-tweets\/","title":{"rendered":"17 Best Josh Allen Funny Tweets From Football\u2019s Chillest QB"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Josh Allen is known for throwing touchdowns and hurdling defenders, but his Twitter history? It\u2019s a whole different ballgame. Back before he became a franchise quarterback, his tweets were\u2026 let\u2019s just say \u201cunfiltered.\u201d Here\u2019s a roundup of the funniest (and strangest) tweets that once lived on his timeline.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1. No Tip, No Shame<\/h2>\n\n\n
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Tweet: \u201cWhen I eat I don\u2019t leave a tip\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Allen\u2019s early villain arc apparently started at the dinner table.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

2. Growth Mindset\u2026 Sorta<\/h2>\n\n\n
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Tweet: \u201c@dbaty12: I don\u2019t care what anyone says I\u2019m gonna grow my penis!!!!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A retweet for the ages. Sometimes support means just hitting that quote tweet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

3. Just in Case Anyone Was Wondering<\/h2>\n\n\n
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Tweet: \u201cI looove penis\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The tweet that raised more questions than answers.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

4. Dez Still Didn\u2019t Catch It<\/h2>\n\n\n
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Tweet: \u201cDez still didn\u2019t catch it\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Football fans know this reference. Allen was clearly Team Refs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

5. LeBron Slander Era<\/h2>\n\n\n\n
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Tweet: \u201cI hate LeBron!!!!! #LeBronSucks\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pre-draft Josh had NBA hot takes too.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

6. Lyric Tweet or Cry for Help?<\/h2>\n\n\n
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Tweet: \u201cI will let you down. I will make you hurt\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Quoting Nine Inch Nails? Johnny Cash? Either way, moody.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

7. What Even is This One?<\/h2>\n\n\n
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Tweet: \u201cDriving naked >>>>\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Some tweets are better left unexplained.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

8. Making Bridges Wobble<\/h2>\n\n\n
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Tweet: \u201cMaking hoes wobble like a bridge on earthquake\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

An oddly visual flex that belongs in a rap lyric draft.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

9. Identity Crisis<\/h2>\n\n\n
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Tweet: \u201c@KINGCU3N not even! I\u2019m black\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Definitely not. Definitely weird.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

10. LeBron Roast Repost<\/h2>\n\n\n
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Source: https:\/\/x.com\/FunnyPicsDepot\/status\/611026488280788993<\/a>\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Repost: \u201cLook at you. You dusty. Ya hairline ugly. Yeen win the chip.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A brutal LeBron meme repost that Josh clearly thought was too good not to share.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

11. Medical Update on Hayden<\/h2>\n\n\n
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Tweet: \u201cHayden has a big nut sack\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Medical oversharing or juvenile humor? You decide.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

12. Insult of the Week<\/h2>\n\n\n
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Tweet: \u201c@j_monster_21 haha skanky ass ho!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Unfiltered and definitely not the kind of reply that aged well.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

13. Offensive and Inexcusable<\/h2>\n\n\n
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Tweet: \u201cpunches beaniboi faggot in throat\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

This tweet contains a slur and violent phrasing\u2014something that drew serious criticism years later.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

14. McCarron Commentary, Part I<\/h2>\n\n\n
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Tweet: \u201c@McFlyyy2: Mccarrons girl though\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Josh quoting a tweet about another QB\u2019s girlfriend. Casual high school QB talk.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

15. McCarron Commentary, Part II<\/h2>\n\n\n
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Tweet: \u201c@JayyMoneyy10: McCarrons old lady >>>>\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Another quote tweet about AJ McCarron’s girlfriend. Teen Josh was clearly impressed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

16. Paris Problems<\/h2>\n\n\n
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Source: https:\/\/x.com\/JoshAllenQB\/status\/1765143521307009522<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tweet: \u201cMy pants ripped at dinner \ud83d\ude15\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Didn\u2019t want cheeks out…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I love Paris \ud83d\ude04\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

An honest travel update no one asked for\u2014but everyone laughed at.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

17. No Regrets, No Apologies<\/h2>\n\n\n
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Source: https:\/\/x.com\/JoshAllenQB\/status\/1555710339676864515<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tweet: [GIF of Conor McGregor] \u201cI\u2019D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE\u2026 TO ABSOLUTELY NOBODY!!!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

In response to trolling the Bills’ fanbase over helmet colors. Peak chaotic energy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Conclusion<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Josh Allen\u2019s early tweets show a side of him that\u2019s very different from the calm and focused quarterback seen on game day. Some tweets were harmless jokes, others were immature, and a few crossed the line entirely. Many of them reflect the kind of unfiltered posting common among teenagers online at the time. While some of these tweets became internet jokes, others led to real criticism. Either way, they remain part of his public history, and people still bring them up whenever his name trends.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Josh Allen is known for throwing touchdowns and hurdling defenders, but his Twitter history? It\u2019s a whole different ballgame. Back before he became a franchise quarterback, his tweets were\u2026 let\u2019s just say \u201cunfiltered.\u201d Here\u2019s a roundup of the funniest (and strangest) tweets that once lived on his timeline. 1. No Tip, No Shame Tweet: \u201cWhen […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[190,189],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4500","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tweets","category-blog"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"\nJosh Allen Funny Tweets People Still Talk About<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Discover Josh Allen\u2019s weirdest and funniest tweets from before he made it big in football. 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